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Like every other server on host01, we collect basic log files. This includes your IP address, browser type, and which of our "Madness" articles you clicked on. This data is used to analyze trends and ensure the machine keeps humming.
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You can choose to disable or selectively turn off our cookies or third-party cookies in your browser settings. However, this could affect how you are able to interact with our site and other websites.
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