BREAKING !!
strange fiction — Recent "slurp" data confirms My THUMBNAIL is streaming INfoMeRcials [REDACTED]
1842 HAND
Your Left Hand Now Belongs to a Sailor in ...
DISTRICT 0Sourdough is leading the 1984 election. [REDACTED]
[LOCKED] REFRIGERATOR_VERDICT: SPINE_UNACCEPTABLE
The v.4.2 update is here. Stand up straight or the yogurt drawer stays locked. Biological curves are now a geometric error.
STATUS: ANALYZING_BONE_DENSITY...
ORANGE-BE-GONE
The visible spectrum is officially down one member. Following...
THE MOON IS A DEAD PIXEL
The Moon hasn't just flattened; it has developed a personality disorder ...
LEAKING JAZZ
Streetlamps are leeking Jazz - The municipal power grid has officially grown tired of providing "light." ...
JETPACK COWS!
Local bovine takes flight over Georgia Tech; says "Moo-ve over" to all incoming flights.
PANTS ON STRIKE
Self-driving denim seen wandering Atlanta; refuses to be worn until laundry is abolished.
UFO OR PIZZA?
Strange disc seen over the Neely Reactor; smells suspiciously like pepperoni.
GHOST TAXI!
Driver-less cab picks up passengers, only accepts payments in vintage buttons.
VOID WHISPERS
Suburban dad tunes radio to the Frequency of Nothing; says it's catchy.
SYSTEM OVERHEAT
The pixels are melting. Please do not touch the screen until they re-solidify.
TAEHREVO\ METSYS
.yfidilos-er yeht litnu neercs eht hcuot ton od esaelP .gnitlem era slexip ehT
DIGITAL DUST
Local server farm reports sudden accumulation of 8-bit dust; 1995 is leaking.