Gary "The Signal" Henderson found the "sweet spot" between stations—a low-grade vibrating dread that settles in your molars. "It's better than the Top 40," Gary remarked while tapping his foot to the rhythm of a nearby streetlamp.
His wife, explaining why the microwave is now screaming in lowercase, seemed less impressed. "He's been in the driveway for six hours. He keeps saying he's waiting for the 'drop,' but the only thing dropping is our property value."
Despite the concern, Gary remains undeterred, claiming that once you hear the Frequency, everything else just sounds like "too much data."