SPECIAL REPORT: THE YEASTY MANDATE
DISTRICT 0 — Recent "slurp" data confirms Sourdough is leading the 1984 election. [REDACTED]
JETPACK COWS!
Local bovine takes flight over Georgia Tech; says "Moo-ve over" to all incoming flights.
PANTS ON STRIKE
Self-driving denim seen wandering Atlanta; refuses to be worn until laundry is abolished.
UFO OR PIZZA?
Strange disc seen over the Neely Reactor; smells suspiciously like pepperoni.
GHOST TAXI!
Driver-less cab picks up passengers, only accepts payments in vintage buttons.
VOID WHISPERS
Suburban dad tunes radio to the Frequency of Nothing; says it's catchy.